It is Super Bowl Sunday, so, yes, another drunk post by guest writer Mike……

The Vikings won the *misguided* Logic 101 Super Bowl!!!! Congrats to us for finally pulling it off! Thanks to the Law of Transitive Properties, today, February 7 2010,  the Vikings finally won it all! The Vikings are definitely better than the Saints. The Saints proved they are better than the Colts, therefore the Vikings really won the Super Bowl (Vikings > Saints; Saints > Colts => Vikings > Colts). Ok, maybe not (See caveat in http://www.mathwords.com/t/transitive_property.htm). Hey, but I will take what I can get :)

Do not ask me how Favre jumped on the field, put on a Colts Jersey and threw a interception that was run back for TD  in the 4th quarter - I was too drunk at that point, but heck who cares, we won!!!!! I can almost sleep soundly tonight…..

Religion was the opiate for the masses. Now, I guess, it is reality TV. After the Super Bowl, CBS tried to convince us that the CEOs of America care about the lowly proletariat. Lloyd Blankfein got only a 9 million buck bonus this year, so they must care.

CBS’s new show, Undercover Boss, puts the CEO/COO/CFO/President/etc, into the lowest positions of the company. They then come to an epiphany that they need to treat their workers better. Will we be placated by this? Yeah, probably. As long as there is anything on TV, we are going to be mind fucked to sleep I guess…… [Mike now turns off Best of Jersey Shore, stuffs his face with 8 peanut butter cups from his 40 oz bag of candy, and then logs into the Run Sarah Run website]

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What Did Mike Eat While Drunk This Time?

- There was some semi cooked meat in a bag of left overs. Mike ate this with a hand full of rice. Hand full, really means Mike took his hand, stuck it in a bowl of rice and then ate the rice in his hand like it was a apple.

- 15 Peanut Butter cups.

- 8 Kit Kat bars.

- A bunch of slices of bread. <= Yeah, just some bread. For some reason, Mike did not put the meat mentioned above in between the bread to make a sandwich. Nor, did he eat the bread with the meat. He just ate some bread.

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