Mike has graciously volunteered to fill in as a guest blogger today.

The rest of this post is from Mike.

Hum the Charles in Charge theme song to yourself while you read this for maximum impact.

I am sitting at home with a brick of spicy cheese (I am not drunk enough *yet* to snack on one of those stacks of American cheese slices) and no crackers. So what do I do you are probably asking? Well, I have tried texting my friend 2-men to see if he has something better to do - what is better than eating a brick of cheese you are probably asking yourself - but no luck.

It is now 4 in the morning and I am debating if I should stay up  a couple hours longer until 5:35 so I can go buy donuts, just eat the damn cheese, or should I try to watch Charles in Charge so I can fall a sleep. I do not mean that Charles in Charge is boring and will put me to sleep in the middle of the night.  I just mean that there is only 12 episodes on Hulu and I am one of the lucky few that have seen the entire first season multiple times, so it is not like I am going to be surprised and jump out of bed when Charles figures out how to put that kid to sleep or whatever he has to do. That Friggen Buddy Limbeck.

Side Note:

Mackenzie forget whatever you learning in whatever classes you are doing Friday and Thursday night, because Charles will guide you and your kids to a better future.

Update:

Ok, I took a bite of the cheese without any crackers, and I have to admit It was great. I ate it like a apple like George Constanze. I was also able to buy a box of 12 Ho-Hos for only $2.50 (you can get Twinkies or those cupcakes ones or Ding Dongs if you prefer them), so I am now washing down the cheese with that. So yes, the night just got even better.

Ok so stop humming that friggen theme song, and go do something.

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